“Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.
Combine utter, polar disagreement on everything, ever, with the fact that I am a text-book Only Child, and she is a violent psychopath, and we’re warming up. Then factor in my being English while she is German, which not only makes each one of us personally and absolutely responsible for the history, and the social and cultural mores of our respective countries, but also opens up a whole field of sub-arguments grounded in grammatical and semantic disputes and, well, just try saying anything and walking away.”
Prena Thomas of Lakeland, Florida has an unusual “pet” she keeps in her freezer -a snowball! She made the snowball in 1977 and has kept it frozen safe in a bread bag ever since. Thomas occasionally takes it out to show to friends.
Thomas said that over the decades, she has never had a power outage that would destroy the cold hunk she says is precious to her.
“It’s just like a little pet,” she said.
Thomas made the snowball during a rare Florida snowfall 33 years ago.
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What?
Note that this CNN story is accompanied by a photo of a theater full of people wearing 3D glasses, one of whom is snarfing down the contents of the open pizza box on his lap.
(via caro)
This may honestly be the saddest thing I’ve ever read.
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I’ve had the same problem, but with pornography. LET ME GO BACK!
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WTF? WTF? WTF?
Employee: Right. But it’s no longer in use. Like I alluded to, we’ve cracked down on this lately, but it has been replaced by a pretty cool tool. If I visited your profile, for example, on our closed network, there’s a ‘switch login’ button. I literally just click it, explain why I’m logging in as you, click ‘OK,’ and I’m you. You can do it as long as you have an explanation, because you’d better be able to back it up. For example, if you’re investigating a compromised account, you have to actually be able to log into that account.
Adam Quinn writes, “I never hear pro-life advocates go into depth about why conception is so critical to ethics (and not religious or societal morals).” It’s a bit late in the evening for me to launch into an Internet Argument—but apparently I have no impulse control. Here’s a few hasty thoughts on why conception an important date in the abortion discussion.
There’s no real question that after conception, you have a unique, living human. It’s unique in that it has a full and distinct genetic code. It’s living in that it meets all the scientific criteria for life. And, as a genetic test would reveal, it is in fact human. None of this is controversial. And, as I see it, it’s enough to shift the burden to the other side.
Adam, of course, offers a few other arguments.
[A] fetus is just as conscious and capable of suffering as my sperm cells.
So, suffering is a pretty odd word to choose. It comes with all sorts of philosophical baggage. It implies not only pain or fear—but pain or fear with a particular moral relevance. A cockroach can doubtlessly experience pain. But is it sufficiently complex to “suffer’? It’s a philosophical quagmire. A fetus can, at some point, feel pain. A newborn can obviously feel pain—and the primary thing separating the newborn from the fetus is distance.
But why is suffering relevant? While we certainly don’t want anybody to suffer before he dies—we also don’t want him to die, regardless of suffering. Improvements in anesthesiology don’t really make capital punishment more or less morally acceptable. If somebody is killed in their sleep, we say they didn’t suffer. Does that make their killing more or less acceptable?
It is actually much less capable of suffering than any animal you’ve consumed.
Again, we have that word suffering. Do animals suffer? How much? Can we know? In my case, I’m willing to grant that there is a sufficiently high probability that animals suffer in a morally relevant way that I no longer eat meat. Are you sufficiently confident in your fetus-related claim?
[more stuff about suffering which, notably, neither mentions why suffering should be determinative or why we should believe suffering is something that mysteriously starts once the umbilical cord is cut.]
An important question in the abortion debate is whether or not a fetus is a human being. When speaking of species, of course it is, but it is just as human as an anencephalic baby (one born without a brain). The wrongness of killing can’t depend on the being’s species because the biological facts of our species don’t have ethical significance.
Put quite simply, a fetus is not a person because it is not capable of rationality or self-consciousness.
Now we’re into more interesting territory. Of course, we don’t use the term fetus until after the embryo stage—so we’re talking about the nine-weeks to nine-months phase. Brain pathways start developing at the beginning of the fetal stage. So there actually has been a lot of differentiation. But Adam asked about the relevance of conceptions—so presumably he was talking about the pre-fetal stages as well.
I don’t think the stance that a 9-month fetus is the equivalent of an anencephalic baby is particularly defensible. Nor should anybody argue that an undifferentiated ball of cells has a brain. And that’s where we get into the category of things we don’t know. Where do we draw that line? Is brain activity the relevant thing? How much brain activity do you need? Should we carve out a margin of error?
To give preference to the life of a being simply because that being is a member of our species is just like racists who give preference to those who are members of their race.
Actually, no, it isn’t. I’m going to claim this point by consensus—and if we really want to have the argument over whether guinea-pigs or tropical fish or shrubbery are people too, we can do that another day.
I somehow had this magical ability of rationalization ….
I believe the word you were looking for was “rationality” or maybe just “reason.” Rationalization means something else—and while capping your argument by proclaiming your ability to rationalize anything is kind of awesome, it might be awesome in a bad way.
I don’t actually think that “life begins at conception” works particularly well on policy grounds. But I do think it’s a morally relevant point.
squashed is my hero.